As a female there is no doubt that
you haven’t been completely screwed over by a guy, or a few. Don’t worry bitches, its not your fault, guys
have no soul. We however do, and that is why we are constantly covering their
asses even when we are clearly getting played with.
The excuses we make for them are
ridiculous and usually revolve around why they cheated, or don’t call us back
blah blah blah. I’ve had many of my female friends cry on my shoulder and I on
theirs and these are some of the wretched things that we say (and really
believe) to defend these freaks.
He
must not have his phone on him…
This one is a kicker. I have never
heard of someone not have their phone on them while still living in America
unless you are on some crazy shit like scuba diving. Everyone, and I repeat
everyone has their phone on them 99% of the time. Even my mother does. I’m not
saying everyone cares about the texts or the FB bs on their cell, but they are
still viewing. If the guy your talking
to hasn’t texted you back in a few hours its not because hes with another girl
necessarily, he could be doing stupid shit with his stupid friends- just know
you are at the bottom of his priorities. Kick him like a bad habit girl.
I
feel like he might just be scared of getting to close to me…
Oh
jesus, if a girlfriend of yours says this one break out the ice cream, or the
wine. The thing is guys don’t think like we do. If they have been hurt by
someone they are not going to plan their lives around how to avoid it again.
They are going to do the same shit they were doing before and deal with girls
the same way they always have. I do not think he is scared of getting to close
to you, maybe he is scared of you getting to close to him (which you most
likely are so check yourself).
He
must be busy…
Or
you must be delusional. Okay that is a bit harsh but common this guy you are
complaining about is most likely the average guy, not a fucking scientist or
doctor who is actually busy. Now I’m not saying that guys cant get busy and
distracted, but its busy with stupid stuff like drinking with their friends or
scratching their balls etc etc. Listen, if a guy wants you he will make time
for you there is no doubt about this. Don’t any of us find it odd when they first
meet us they put in the effort and by the 4th date you are wondering
why you haven’t heard from him in weeks in between your 3rd date and
now? He has moved on and isn’t interested anymore (which is ridiculous because
you are an interesting/wonderful/smart/funny girl and you should all know that
shit like the back of your goddamn hand).
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