1.
Barbra the Builder
Aka the friend you have that is extremely
handy. When your necklaces are all tied up in a web of never ending doom she
can untangle it in a few minutes flat.
Your favorite shirt has a rip in it?
This bitch can sew it up and make it look better than before. Most importantly,
she can help you fix any problems in your life. Broken heart? She can sew that back together for you as well.
2.
The Partier
If you just had a bad break up, or just a
bad day… hell, even a great day this is the go-to-gal. You can go out, get
white-girl-wasted and dance the night away. Granted, you two can hang out sober
and it would be just as fun. However when its time to blow off some steam she always has the right “spot” to go to, day or
night. And when you both have a Friday night off… its game on.
3.
The Ying to your Yang
Better known as your soul sistah. Your
other half, maybe even your better
half. She makes you laugh, has made you so angry that it makes you cry. She has
been there through it all, and you probably wouldn’t be exactly who you are
today without her. When you two are together, no one else can get a word in.
4.
The Pusher
And I don’t mean drugs. In fact, she
probably doesn’t dabble with anything. She is there to push you in the right
direction.
“Study for your test, go to the gym, break
up with him already!”
She is freaking superwoman. You don’t know
how she is so perfect, but you know you are far from it. And you know what? She
still loves you. So you two can go get your study on, and then go watch some
chick flicks.
