1.
She knows how to rough it
Yup, dirt bugs and 40 second
showers. And for several days she doesn’t even care. That’s what a camper is
signing up for. This chick is not high maintenance. Go roll around in some dirt
with her, she likes it.
2.
She knows how to pitch a tent
…And I’m not just talking about the campsite. No but seriously, any decent camper can
successfully pitch a tent, even if it takes a while. So sit back and enjoy your
beer, she’s got it. (Totally kidding, get your ass up and help you bastard).
3.
She doesn’t take too long to get ready
After plenty of practice this girl
knows how to throw herself together pretty quickly. I mean when you are camping
you might have one little mirror all four days to see how ugly you actually are
without make up. So you pick up little tricks after a few years and now you get
ready for the day with your eyes closed.
4.
She’s totally prepared.
So I mean this both literally and
metaphorically. When out camping you learn that forgetting one single thing at
home can throw off your entire camping experience. Well after drilling that
into your head every camping trip, that shit follows you to real life. You need
anything, ask the hot camper.
5.
She’s one with nature.
Okay, a little corny but she won’t
be the one to turn down nature walks or fishing. You’ve got a down to get dirty
flower child on your hands, guys.
Butterflies landing on her while she’s singing to the animals in the forest. Okay, so maybe not exactly like that, but you know what I mean.
Butterflies landing on her while she’s singing to the animals in the forest. Okay, so maybe not exactly like that, but you know what I mean.
6.
She isn’t annoyingly addicted to her cell
Most of the campgrounds I have
ever been on have pretty bad reception, although some were bearable. Even when
you do have service though, you are likely leaving it at the site to charge
while you go off and do whatever. Half the fun of being camping is getting away
from all that “real-life” BS. No Facebook on this trip.